an FM Christmas Carol
This public holiday’s attempt at a little humour sees a stab at a Christmas carol for those of us in the FM world. You should know the tune, so feel free to add your own verses:
Ding dong merrily on high
We’re feeling very bitter
Once we’d had the office party
Our bins are full of litter
Ohohohohohohohohoho
We’ve sent for the FM team
Ding dong merrily on high
The toilet’s overflowing
With all the Xmas revelry
Too many folks are going
Ohohohohohohohohoho
We’ve sent for the FM team
Ding dong merrily on high
The footpaths are quite slippy
To stop us falling on our bums
We need them a bit more grippy
Ohohohohohohohohoho
We’ve sent for the FM team
Ding dong merrily on high
The office isn’t too pretty
‘cos we had a lot of fun
And left it looking shitty
Ohohohohohohohohoho
We’ve sent for the FM team
Ding dong merrily on high
While we’ve been home quite cozy
The FM team have been to work
And the office looks quite rosy
Ohohohohohohohohoho
Thanks to our FM colleagues
Ohohohohohohohohoho
Thanks to our FM colleagues