the Monday Musings column from that consultant bloke

This public holiday’s attempt at a little humour sees a stab at a Christmas carol for those of us in the FM world. You should know the tune, so feel free to add your own verses:

Ding dong merrily on high

We’re feeling very bitter

Once we’d had the office party

Our bins are full of litter

Ohohohohohohohohoho

We’ve sent for the FM team

Ding dong merrily on high

The toilet’s overflowing

With all the Xmas revelry

Too many folks are going

Ohohohohohohohohoho

We’ve sent for the FM team

Ding dong merrily on high

The footpaths are quite slippy

To stop us falling on our bums

We need them a bit more grippy

Ohohohohohohohohoho

We’ve sent for the FM team

Ding dong merrily on high

The office isn’t too pretty

‘cos we had a lot of fun

And left it looking shitty

Ohohohohohohohohoho

We’ve sent for the FM team

Ding dong merrily on high

While we’ve been home quite cozy

The FM team have been to work

And the office looks quite rosy

Ohohohohohohohohoho

Thanks to our FM colleagues

Ohohohohohohohohoho

Thanks to our FM colleagues